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You Up with Nikki Glaser

You Up- Nothing To Hide

You Up with Nikki Glaser

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.61.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2020

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Nikki tried to noise cancel her dad, loves Jimmy Pardo and thinks you should too and later invites her mom Julie in to recap the Last Dance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:03.0

Hello there, friend.

0:06.0

How are you?

0:07.0

Welcome to the You Up podcast.

0:09.0

It's Nicky.

0:10.0

How you doing?

0:11.0

Happy Memorial Day, The day after Memorial Day. It is Memorial Day in my world. When you're listening to this, it's the day after. I record a day early. It's just for the best. How was your Memorial Day weekend?

0:26.3

I wonder, I hope it was really good. Like I truly mean that when I say that. I hope it was relaxing and there was some kind of,

0:35.0

I hope you thought about fallen veterans.

0:38.2

I hope you gave one pause of a thought to it.

0:40.6

I did that today, because sometimes that's all you can do. We're all

0:45.5

going through a lot but just give a thought to those who who fought for this

0:51.3

country. I mean like some Jeffrey Ross, Jeffrey Ross, that's what he calls himself on

0:55.0

Instagram. Jeff Ross just posted thinking of those who are braver than I am and I was like, yeah,

1:00.9

that's so true. Like that's really what it's about what's what it is about

1:08.2

because God that war is so scary the scariariest thing. Like that's all I think about whenever I start to get

1:16.1

about the quarantine. I'm like at least we're not in war. Yet. So yeah, I watched there was some they were talking about the Memorial Day service that they throw. They throw they're whipping it together. Yeah, they call up some party planners to throw the memorial

1:36.1

service every year at Arlington National Cemetery. And they put up streamers. No, they get a keg. They were spinning it though on the radio or on the

1:46.7

radio on the TV today. The TV that every parent, every all of our parents have in their kitchen, that TV, yeah, so that TV was on because it's always on, it was on MS NBC or something like that.

1:57.5

At least my parents don't watch Fox News anymore, ironically.

2:01.5

It really was just stirring them up into a frenzy where they're just they hate all day.

2:06.6

So I made them stop listening to Fox News, but they were talking about Arlington National Cemetery and how it's like usually throngs of people out there today

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