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Hey guys, welcome to the podcast.

I'm up here in Michigan.

Promise you I'd make it here.

I did.

Flew in on a little plane last night.

My friend and her mom picked me up at the airport we drove 30

minutes and now we're in a cute secluded beautiful stretch of beach with all these houses facing the lakefront, just like

miles of like the most beautiful houses that are different bright colors with

cool stonework and little you know water fountains in the

front perfectly crisp green yards like there is no problems up here You forget anything happens like when you're up here. I understand why people vacation

In the times that I have vacation you truly I forget about the news. I haven't my phone like nothing's going to get us up here

If the country were upset into civil war it would take them a while it would take a minute to get up here

So we're safe up in the very tip of the mitten, which is my least favorite part of a mitten is like the tip because it's like cottony and it just like when people bite their mittens to take them off like if you had some like wool

mittens and you bit the tip to like pull them off your fingers I it's like nails

in a chalkboard to me picturing you doing that and if anyone else has the same

phobias as me you know exactly what I'm talking about so I'm in

that part of the glove that you bite if you're a psychopath to take them off and

there's a conversation with my friend Holla that I had on the street where we're walking down the street in front of all these beautiful houses.

I have my microphone out, which I don't have I do have two mics, but it was too much equipment to bring on our walk because we needed to get out to broadcast.

So I use it as like I talk and then I put the microphone in her face she talks.

So if the audio is a little wonky I do apologize for that.

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