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I am talking to you for the first time since wearing a mask for the past few hours because I've been traveling. I am

laid over. First time I've been laid in a really long time, over in Detroit, the airport here.

Can I just say how fucking weird this world is right now?

I don't know if you've done air travel yet, but it's just a combo of so many

feelings because it's something I used to do all the time and I haven't done in so many months and so I'm back at it and it feels like very

different because there's less people and everyone seems agitated and annoyed and the mask thing is causing me a lot of anxiety because not because I'm

I'm scared of catching it as much as like, what, why are you such an asshole?

Like why can't you just put it on? I know you're not scared, but I don't really care if you're not

scared. You wear a mask for other people.

I've talked about this before, but it's like,

I don't care if you don't wear a seatbelt.

I don't give a shit.

When you drive alone, who gives a shit?

Fine.

Die sooner than you would if you weren't because you look so kah in your car without a

seat belt.

Whatever, if you hate the strap, it causes you a lot of frustration and you just forget or whatever it is you don't wear a seatbelt.

I don't care but if in the car with you wear a seatbelt because when the car starts to flip, your dumb body is going to flail all over and it's going to hit me in the,

your kneecap is going to hit me in the head and then I'm going to be worse off than if I just not worn a seatbelt too.

So maybe we should both wear a seatbelt and just knock into each other.

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