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You Up with Nikki Glaser

You Up- The River Excursion

You Up with Nikki Glaser

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.61.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2020

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Weekend adventures featuring watching Normal People with someone that's hard to watch with, a 20 mile bike ride and trying out a canoe that has a wet old man. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:03.0

Hey guys, welcome to the podcast.

0:06.0

I don't know how well you can hear me because I'm not using headphones because I'm

0:10.0

mobile.

0:12.0

I'm going out on my front porch.

0:14.6

It is a, it's Saturday evening.

0:18.2

I'm recording this podcast early, early, early,

0:20.8

usually record on Sundays, but tomorrow, which is going to be Sunday.

0:26.2

I am not, I'm going to be doing something all day, which I hate when I have to do anything all day.

0:34.8

Shout out to anyone who has to do things all day.

0:37.3

And I'm serious, mothers, fathers, people with jobs.

0:41.2

Like, so I got asked to, my brother-in-law has a business here called like

0:46.4

big muddy adventures oh shit I got to stop recording in a second because I'm having

0:51.9

a visitor coming out with me my ex boyfriend who you may or may not know based on how much you've been following this he's on the radio here in St. Louis now he moved back. We're both from here originally, did not meet here, but we both live here now, and now we're friends. And he's coming over to help me figure out what kind of car to get. And we're going to watch normal people. Like, it's the show that we only watch together. It's very sexual so I'm not going to lie. There's a little bit of tension there, but that's just not on the table for us.

1:20.0

So I'm going to go do this. I'll I'll be back because I got to get this done

1:24.9

before I leave tomorrow for this insane excursion.

1:27.4

I'm gonna tell you about that I'm really dreading.

1:29.4

I'll be back.

1:31.0

Hey everyone, I'm back. It's like, I don't know, three hours later, two hours later, time flies

1:38.7

when you ain't fucking. I just wanted to come out with that right away. Yeah I'm friends I'm

1:47.6

friends as my ex boyfriend I don't know if anyone has ever been that but like I truly am I think the first time we tried to be friends it like

1:55.8

didn't take off and the sexual tension was too heavy but now it's just like I

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