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I am, um, it's Tuesday.

I really am, it's where you are, it's Monday here.

Let me be honest with you, I can't lie.

It's been a slow start to the day.

I am just that river excursion beat me up just emotionally physically.

I look back on it and I'm glad I went like remembering it was fun.

There were some great moments.

I think I'm gonna share a lot of those laughs like again.

And my brother-in-law took like a picture of me

where I look really hot and I'm not even posting it

because I look, it's too much of a thirst trap but if I wanted to

I could post a fucking good thirst trap and that makes me feel good so I got something out of it.

I mean bodd on point face not great but I'm just you, I tried to sleep differently on my pillow last night to like make my

face go further up my face and like push it up but I just think it's all

downhill from here and that's okay it's fine still

killing it like I was like oh my god I've never once really I mean there's been times

where I like my body and pictures I'm not to lie and say it's never but it's rare and yesterday I was like oh damn okay I got it I still got it

But I'm not really feeling it. It's not like normal people did get me a little juiced up the other night.

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