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🗓️ 12 June 2020
⏱️ 27 minutes
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0:00.0 | New Epic eats banging barbecue from McCoy's. Fire up your taste but with a blend of |
0:06.9 | smoky sweet and subtle spice. Epic flavor, epic crunch, epic eats, because only the real McCoy's, |
0:18.0 | tastes like the real McCoy's. |
0:20.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
0:23.0 | Hey friends, welcome to the podcast. |
0:27.0 | It's the You Up Podcast, you know it. |
0:30.0 | Thank you so much for listening and for all of your |
0:32.9 | DMs. I feel very connected to all of you. Thank you for all the |
0:36.0 | swimsuit suggestions from I would say a handful of girls sent me where they |
0:41.1 | buy swimsuits and I got to say I'm a little overwhelmed. |
0:45.2 | Like it's just I go to a website and then I'm like now where? |
0:49.2 | Just someone's fucking send me an exact suit that you think would look good on my body |
0:52.4 | okay? I like a I like when the top is secure so that I can |
0:57.5 | fucking jump into some water and not worry about my titties falling out in front of a catfish. I hate, that's my number one complaint about women's |
1:07.2 | swimsuits. Listen, can I tell you, I don't like swimming. I don't like it. And as a kid, it was my favorite activity. Maybe that's why I don't have any goddamn hobbies. It's because the one that I did have as a kid that I cultivated that I worked hard on was stripped from me when I became a woman and had to then wear two pieces which made swimming not as fun. |
1:31.0 | You just, guys, imagine you're wearing a speedo and then you also have to cover your nipples |
1:36.6 | and make sure your nipples don't fall out. |
1:38.6 | Okay? |
1:39.6 | And imagine that your nipples are on top of a lump on your chest that has its own kind of gravitational |
1:45.2 | pull and you know imagine that and you had to keep those tits in and if they fell out you'd be embarrassed. |
1:52.4 | Okay so imagine doing any so if they fell out you'd be embarrassed. |
1:52.6 | Okay, so imagine doing any, so guys you enjoy the water, |
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