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I'm going to say right out of the gate that my mom is unloading the dishwasher

in the background and shouting on the phone with her sister I believe.

So if you hear that, you know what I've been living with.

I'm just kidding. It's just, she just got home from work and she's

catching up with someone in the background and I need to get this podcast out so I

can't wait and I don't want to tell her to get off the phone because this is her

house and I live in it, God damn it. She's never said that to me.

My parents have actually never used that over my head

this whole time and I want to shout out to them

for never making me feel bad about being in their house,

never using that like, this is our house

and you're living in it kind of

attitude it's been very like this is your house too even though I'm

contributing truly nothing except the occasional television show being shot in their living room or their my dad's

old office which they now call Nicky's office and I really do appreciate that because

there's no need they he's really just like given me this office so I appreciate that.

My parents are pretty rad even though I'm probably moving out and I am looking at a new

apartment tomorrow morning at 10 a.m. It is I don't know how far it is from my

parents place but I'm guessing it within 15 to 20 minutes and then my sister

also lives about 25 minutes away so I'm guessing within just like it's somewhere between those.

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