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Hey guys, welcome to the podcast.

Rounding out the week. Happy Friday.

I am coming to you live from my bed.

This is the first bed cast I've ever done and it feels fucking right on the money today.

I gotta be honest with you. I am not feeling great today. I got to be honest with you. I am not feeling great today, but actually I'm really

down to do this, even though I'm not lying to you, I was deeply dreading this podcast. And I'm telling you right now not dreading it in this moment.

Actually would prefer, prefer, I would prefer, because that's the new way

I'm saying that word, to be doing this to sleeping,

which is what I'm gonna to do right after this but I

actually if someone was like don't you don't have to do the podcast today like

no one wants it for me I'd be kind of sad because that's how badly I now want to

talk now that I've started so just giving you that heads up badly I now want to talk now that I've started. So just giving you

that heads up but I want to be honest that I was dreading it because I've

talked so fucking much today. I woke up early as hell to be on my ex-boyfriend's radio show which I always enjoy doing that you can listen to on the arch.

It's the name of the station.

Called into that show, had some fun on air.

I don't know, I wasn't like fantastic,

but I was really, because I was really depressed this morning

and I woke up with a huge chip on my shoulder,

on a kettle chip, one of those really hard ones that like are the whole

potato and they almost break your tooth when you bite into them, that chip.

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