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You Up with Nikki Glaser

You Up- Two Swipes

You Up with Nikki Glaser

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.61.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2020

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Nikki did something she hadn't done in a while - listen to stand up comedy! She explains why. Andrew joins in and they talk Tiktok, stuff they see at protests and something unusual that turns Andrew on. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:03.0

Hey friends, how's it going?

0:06.0

It is Wednesday where you are.

0:10.0

I've had a good morning. It started late. I hope you're good by the way. I hope you're all real good. A lot of you write to me and tell me that you listen daily and that means so much to me and I just, I don know I just feel like we truly I'm talking to some friends I had to reprimand one guy this morning to be honest I know you're listening

0:30.1

he writes me like paragraphs every day or like at least that's what he wrote to me this morning. I like woke up to like

0:36.0

Just paragraphs of text and it's so it's all so nice and like thoughtful and honestly like a discussion I would like to have but it's just I can't do that much reading in the morning and I get it from like you know a lot of people a day and so I can't really get through.

0:54.0

It's like reading, I don't know, like I can't read 10,000 words a day of

1:00.0

of DMs.

1:02.0

So if you want to reach me, the best way is through my

1:04.4

Instagram DMs and it's to keep it like to a block of text or shorter. If it turns

1:11.0

into a rectangle where the tall end, it starts to look like a building of text,

1:16.7

we're going to have a problem. A small schoolhouse of text is fine.

1:20.7

And I'll either like it or I'll write something back. It's all dependent on my mood. It has nothing to do with you. Please never take it personally.

1:30.0

What else can I tell you? I'm nervous today because I am doing a live show tonight my first live show since you know I've done Zoom shows but my first like in-person club show and I honestly you guys feel like it's it's so

1:46.8

weird because I feel like it's like when I first started stand up because in 2003

1:52.1

to five I used to like get nervous before I go on stage because I was only going on stage like once every couple months so this nervousness would build up again.

2:02.0

As soon as I get some momentum I'd be fine but I can't believe this nervousness would build up again.

2:02.5

As soon as I get some momentum, I'd be fine,

2:04.2

but I can't believe I've been doing this for 17 years

2:07.0

and I'm feeling like I don't think I'm good.

2:09.9

I've been listening to stand up this morning, like other people stand up to be like what is

2:14.9

stand up and that is exactly what I did in 2003 to 6 is I would listen to other people stand up so I would just learn how to do

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