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You Up with Nikki Glaser

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2020

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Nikki wants you to know that honesty is key, apologies feel good but can be uncomfortable, boat names are lame, tie dye can help make you feel young and that if it was possible she would be a teenager forever and never a lady! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week on hysterical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take a stop
0:06.3	Sergei are you still in the bath? Yes I'm listening to my podcast can I come in
0:11.6	a no no oh just need to grab the claw clippers.
0:15.0	Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes.
0:17.0	What? Whoa!
0:18.0	Whoa!
0:20.0	Whoa! Whoa!
0:21.0	Whoa!
0:22.0	I'm still not looking and I'm not listening to my podcast don't wombat it meerkhat it
0:28.9	Simples you're listening to Comedy Central.
0:33.0	Hey guys, welcome to the podcast.
0:37.0	How you doing out there?
0:38.0	It is Friday.
0:39.0	Thank freaking God.
0:41.0	I hope you have a relaxing weekend.
0:42.0	I'm going to have one. Let's all be easy on ourselves. I'm just projecting. I need to hear that.
0:47.0	I'm being pretty damn easy on myself this week. I went on a vacation. I realized the vacation served its purpose for me and I got everything I wanted to get out of it and I missed home and so I flew home.
0:58.0	I didn't stay because I felt bad leaving my family my friends family and what they might think about it I just got up and left I hope that you
1:10.4	I hope I have led by example because there's people that come before me that have led me to be able to do those kinds of things and act not out of selfishness but out of just respect for yourself and not disrespect for anyone else.
1:24.8	That's my problem. I feel like so many adults and when I say that I mean parents, people
1:29.7	my parents age, just people who are old as fuck. No offense to my parents for being old,
1:33.8	but I'll be there someday too.
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