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You Up with Nikki Glaser

You Up- Fog of Gnats

You Up with Nikki Glaser

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.61.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

You'll never guess who Nikki went live with on IG and the tip she got from him. Speaking of, thanks to whoever told Nikki about a dry brush, keep saving worms, Nikki faces the facts about weed and she responds to listener DMs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:27.0

You're listening to Comedy Century.

0:33.0

Hey guys, welcome to the podcast.

0:37.0

Happy Monday to you.

0:38.0

Starting out another week, we're mid-August, we're almost done with summer.

0:41.0

I'm so sad about it. I really, really don't want the winter to come.

0:45.6

I think that's maybe why my parents are eager for me to find a place and help me find a place. They're not like pushing me out of the house by any means and they don't want me to rush it, which is really nice.

0:55.0

My parents have been so cool. They never make me feel bad about being here.

0:58.0

Like literally ever. Not once have they ever made me feel bad about being here, which is more than I could say if my, you know, 36 year old daughter was living at home.

1:09.0

And so, but I do know that the winter is coming and Game of Thrones and they

1:16.7

We're not they're not going to be able to go to their river cabin which is how they kind of get away from me

1:21.2

Because it's it'll be winter and they can't they can only go there until

1:24.8

about October so time is running out and that's just a good way for us to have

1:29.3

been able to have some space from one another they've been been gone all weekend. They left I think Friday night. It's

1:35.6

Sunday now. They're coming back right now and so I gotta get this out before they return because then the dogs are going to bark like crazy.

1:43.0

But Friday they went and saw an apartment with me.

1:45.0

We went to this really nice building.

1:48.0

I'm looking for an apartment to either rent or buy.

1:51.0

I'm leaning towards buy because I just don't think I'm straight. What topic were we talking about?

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