You Up - Don't Be Scared

You Up with Nikki Glaser

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2020

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Nikki escaped the house while her parents host a dinner party. She talks about her reality TV show pitch, her early days in comedy, vocal lessons, a family dilemma and a DM about an usual kink! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:03.0	Hey guys, welcome to the podcast.
0:07.0	It is fucking what, Tuesday?
0:10.0	Yeah, oh my God, it feels like this week has been going on forever. I don't know if that's
0:15.0	universal, but who boy, it's been a busy one for me. It has been a long-ass day. I am currently
0:21.6	driving around in my dad's new old car because it's used.
0:27.0	That used to be one of my favorite jokes of the late great Harris Whittles.
0:31.0	He used to have a joke about shopping at Goodwill and he's like I like
0:35.8	shopping at Goodwill because when someone compliments your shoes you can be like thanks.
0:41.1	Well no it's I'm fucking it up.
0:43.4	I'm so bad at repeating people's jokes.
0:45.6	He goes, do you like my new shoes?
0:48.0	They're old.
0:49.0	It was something like that.
0:50.4	Fuck.
0:50.9	I fucked it up.
0:51.9	It doesn't matter. R.I. He's rolling in his goddamn. like that's
0:55.0	I fucked it up it doesn't matter our IP he's rolling in his god-dam grave right now or maybe he's was
0:57.3	cremated I don't know I should know I wanted to visit his grave. I need, I'm, I'm actually going to go visit the grave of my friend
1:06.8	who killed himself in high school. I just like googled him the other night and the only thing, like when you kill yourself in high school like especially in 2001
1:18.6	there's there was no internet right like there was but like there's no documentation that this guy was
1:24.4	alive except the fact that he's dead, which is the weirdest thing because when you
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