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You Up with Nikki Glaser

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2020

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Nikki talks about the big news, offers a business plan for people with a soothing voice, wonders where she should live next, knows the youngest person addicted to seltzer, wishes she was smoking weed with the pool boys and previews some jokes for Conan on Monday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	On November 17th,
0:02.0	17th, return to the games that started them all.
0:07.0	What are the Hunger Games for?
0:12.0	They're to punish the districts?
0:13.6	Three, two, run.
0:16.0	I don't love your odds, but may they be in your favor.
0:20.4	The Hunger Games, The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes.
0:26.2	Experienced it in cinemas and IMAX November 17.
0:28.6	Book tickets now.
0:30.0	Amazing phones deserve an amazing offer, which is why if you buy a Samsung Galaxy S23 or S23 plus,
0:36.7	you can also claim 294 pounds worth of rewards, including a hundred pounds cashback.
0:42.1	To demonstrate how that feels, here's the sound of ten puppies bouncing on a trampoline.
0:46.0	Oh cute! Get the same feeling at Samsung.com.
0:53.0	Purchase from participating retailer by 25 January 2024.
0:57.0	Claim cashback from Samsung within 30 days of purchase.
0:59.0	Teas and see supply.
1:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
1:03.0	Hey guys, welcome to the podcast.
1:05.0	It's me, Nickie Glazer.
1:07.0	It's 7.55 PM in the Central time zone.
1:11.0	I waited a while to get this done today. I taped one before but it just didn't.
1:16.0	It wasn't good enough. And maybe I'll maybe that's the one you'll hear and I won't even put this one out because God only knows if this is going to be good enough.
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