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You Up with Nikki Glaser

You Up Daily- Seltzer All Day

You Up with Nikki Glaser

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.61.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2020

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

A seltzer addiction runs in the family, Nikki ponders when she'll take a psychedelic to clean some things, she gives advice for guys who want to hit on her, reminds you to tip your restaurant, and gives props to parents, Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:02.6

Hey guys, welcome to the Hitapod.

0:05.2

It's me, Nicky, how are you doing?

0:08.0

My voice is coming in real gravelly today.

0:10.6

Let me clear it up for you.

0:11.9

Let me just take a sip of my bubbly

0:14.5

seltzer water. Should have done this before we got started. Oh, there it is. There it

0:21.0

is. There it's not. I'm husky as shit what what am I going to do you know it's just the way my my voice is

0:28.9

good afternoon to all of you I am I'm trying to avoid drinking the seltzer water if I'm going to be honest with you I just drink it all day and it's just no end to it I've been addicted to like diet Dr. Pepper before and diet Coke or any you know diet sodas just drinking them all day and I just went back

0:46.7

you know I know Celzer is not bad for you but like as Diet Coke is

0:52.0

But it doesn't feel good.

0:53.8

I'm just like, it gives me a feeling that I'm like,

0:56.3

it's just you're ingesting nothing, a whole lot of bubbles

0:58.8

and I just feel like, I don't know.

1:00.6

I'm tired, and my dad, my poor dad, really me and my mom are both addicted to the

1:05.3

Celter waters. Addicted. I mean, we're probably both slamming. I took about three days off because we ran out and I go mom I think we're addicted to this I just I wanted out of the house I don't want to drink it

1:16.9

so she was like yeah I'm ready I'll give it up I don't care and then in the days following she's like, I'm drinking so much goddamn water.

1:24.0

I am so thirsty all the time.

1:26.0

And I'm like, no, you just like, that you were just drinking that was your water,

1:31.0

and that's not a good water you should just drink water why

1:34.6

pollute just so you can get like a hint of I don't even know what flavor I'm

1:38.8

drinking right now that's how much I don't care raspberry bubbly yeah. You know what, that doesn't.

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