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This is a hit of pod with me.

I almost said with you, Nicky Glaser.

Maybe I'm talking to myself. You know what I am talking to myself? I should say it's with you girl because isn't that what this is? No, I actually do feel like I'm talking to someone here. I don't know who you are just girl in your car I just make sure a girl in her

car like before she pulls into the garage and like has to like go like

like turn it on and then your husband and kid hears

like her here's the thing and the dog start barking and then you're on you have to be on

so I just picture a woman doesn't have to be woman, but I'd picture someone like kind of

delaying going into their house. I think that's every radio or podcast host's dream

is that people delay interactions with loved ones in order to listen to us. So if that's you,

shout out to you woman in your driveway waiting to go in. I don't know, I'm thinking

about a specific woman. I'm thinking about my best friend in Colorado who I hope listens to this but you know probably

doesn't have the time because she's working full-time and she's a mom and you know

God it's a lot really grateful I'm not a mom right now but also you know there's part of me that once I was just looking up getting a bird because I want to care for something. My parents just went down to their

cabin to hang out and they're like, should we leave Marion? Because they know that I do depend on her a lot.

I just like hold her and tell her how much I love her a lot during the day.

And I do.

I love her so, so much.

She is the best and but I also am like very aware that she'll

die someday and so I don't I'm I think about that a lot I know that's crazy but

like and I don't think about it in a terrible way. I'm just like this thing won't be around forever even though I don't look at my parents that way. For whatever reason I'm like they're going to stick around forever and if I even think about them passing away

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