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🗓️ 30 April 2020
⏱️ 21 minutes
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0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
0:02.6 | Hey guys, welcome to the podcast. |
0:05.6 | It's a hit of Pod with Nicky Glazer. |
0:09.2 | That's my name. |
0:10.2 | I nearly forgot. |
0:11.2 | Um, how are you today? |
0:14.0 | I am really dragon ass. |
0:17.0 | I've got dragon ass. |
0:19.0 | It's where I have diarrhea that's like fire. |
0:22.0 | So it's like fire. So it's like dragon, as in like Game of Thrones |
0:27.1 | ass. You guys get it. You knew it as soon as I said it, right? No, I'm really |
0:30.6 | dragon ass today. Like it's, no, I don't have diarrhea. I actually am very regular recently. |
0:36.1 | Not that you guys need to know that either, but I'm just dead tired today. |
0:41.9 | And I know why it's because yesterday I watched a pretty |
0:46.4 | compelling video about why Kathy why I should quit drinking coffee I just all I need to do is like watch one video and |
0:54.4 | then I'm sold on something. You guys know me old eighth of a book glaze dog. I read one |
0:59.7 | eighth of anyone's argument of 20 minute YouTube video I watched four minutes of it and I'm like okay well I |
1:07.4 | guess it's one fifth but I you know I watched three minutes of a YouTube video |
1:11.6 | about why drinking coffee is terrible for you. |
1:14.3 | And it is, by the way, though the evidence is there. |
1:17.9 | You know, it's just like alcohol, it's just like sugar, it's just a like |
1:23.0 | sugar it's just a drug that everyone acts like it's normal that everyone acts like it's normal |
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