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You Up with Nikki Glaser

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2020

⏱️ 15 minutes

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After a therapy session Nikki was encouraged to sign up to a new dating app. Is there hope for finding love during the COVID-19 outbreak? Who knows anymore. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Show The old is always is 18 and 5 years old
0:15.0	30 years old, lost to men and culture in happen and
0:19.0	be right for a hair house for the wrongs.
0:22.0	Fly bake. No,ir I, then we've got the next,
0:25.0	off Lufthans a group ponged careers.
0:29.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:31.0	Hey guys, welcome to the U.S.
0:34.0	Podcast.
0:35.0	It's your host Nickie Glazer.
0:36.0	It's Friday and I have attempted to do this podcast.
0:40.0	So many times today I've talked for like at least seven minutes on some of them over and over again
0:45.1	and I just keep either saying something that's not funny or I say something that is too
0:50.3	personal and I turn it off and I start over so this is the last time I'm
0:54.8	gonna do this no matter what happens I'm keeping it going because I have to send
0:58.2	this in and I have to get it out. These are many episodes I'm doing every
1:01.9	day just from my bunker in St Louis, Missouri where I'm living in my childhood home with my parents and I just cleaned my bedroom.
1:11.0	It was a really taxing process to go through because I hate
1:15.1	cleaning I hated I hated I hated I hated I hated I hated I hated I hated I hated it I hated it I
1:18.2	I know a lot of people are cleaning and it's soothing them right now I'm so
1:21.2	fucking jealous of you guys if you're someone who likes to
1:23.8	clean and like that is soothing to you how great would that be to have like a
1:28.9	thing that is good to do be the thing that makes you feel good I'm so jealous. I know there's so many of you out there listening
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