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Hey guys, welcome to the Daily Hitop Pod, it's Nicky Glazer.

Coming at you from my dad's home office in St. Louis, Missouri.

You know the drill. I am getting this one out late today because I kind of forgot about it and I've just been really working hard to prepare for my appearance on Bill Maher, which will be airing tomorrow night, Friday, and I'm taping it today.

Wait, is that right?

Yes, it's Thursday.

It's like 3 o'clock here in St. Louis on the Thursday.

I tape it in two hours and 10 minutes.

That's how long I have to get ready. I am not prepared in terms of how I look.

I usually a lot goes into a TV appearance. It's wild. You know, I get a spray tan the day before.

Usually get my nails done the day before. Usually get my hair done in the week before a big TV appearance.

The day of I spend, you know, I usually get styled,

I usually pay like a thousand dollars for someone to style me.

I know that sounds insane, but that's just how much it cost. I because I've tried to

pay people who are cheaper and boy do they not do a good job so and I know you're like why don't you just sorry they just

did a weird thing I know you're like why don't you just style yourself I don't

like to think about it but I am styling myself for this. I'm just

wearing a regular black shirt and jeans. I just can't. It's really a weird conundrum

because you can't try too hard to look cute because you're at home and your dad's office, which will be very

clear from the conversation we're having on the show, but also I don't want to look like a scrub, but it's all fake. mean like anytime you put on makeup for anything and do your

hair and get dressed up you look like you're trying you you know but it's just

like I don't it's a weird thing usually on a TV show you just know what to look like and when you're doing a TV show from your parents house

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