YOU TOOK AN UBER TO THE PSYCH WARD?
Guys We F****d
Luminary
4.5 • 16.9K Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2020
⏱️ 12 minutes
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Summary
This week on Guys We Fucked, CORINNE FISHER (@PhilanthropyGal) and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON (@KrystynaHutch), discuss gay men having trouble donating plasma, hear from a Fucker whose boyfriend wanted a blowjob after her messy wisdom teeth surgery, Corinne shares an unfortunate shitting story, and Krystyna gives an update on her chocolate chip pancake detox. Then the gals chat with stand-up comedian CHLOE LABRANCHE (@chloelabranche)! Chloe dives right into her Gossip Girl-esque lifestyle, regaling the girls with tales of hiding cocaine in a printer at boarding school, going to the same rehab center as Scott Disick, having an expired IUD, and all the characters you meet in a NY psych ward. Plus, treating yourself by going to rehab in Malibu, shitty break-ups, mental health struggles, and why Chloe got kicked off Bumble!
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| 0:00.0 | What up fuckers, Christina Hutchinson and Corinne Fisher here. |
| 0:03.8 | We are the co-host of Guys We Fucked and we're so excited to bring you this segment from an |
| 0:08.0 | all new episode of Guys We Fucked with comedian Chloe LeBranch. Chloe is awesome and on this week's |
| 0:14.3 | episode we talk about rehab, being a rich kid, and raising yourself. Listen to more episodes of |
| 0:21.6 | Guys We Fucked only on Luminary, a subscription podcast network with original shows from your |
| 0:26.5 | favorite creators like Anna Trevinova, Lena Dunham, Celeste Barber, Roxanne Gay, Russell Brand, |
| 0:32.1 | The List Goes On. It's a really good lesson. You can get a subscription to Luminary for as little |
| 0:37.6 | as $2.99 a month, which if you do the math that's under $36 for the whole year with their annual plan, |
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| 0:53.0 | start your free trial and just note it's not available in all markets and subject to local currency |
| 0:58.7 | terms apply. Was there ever a moment before you went to rehab where you were like, |
| 1:05.2 | oh this is going to be a low? Well, I went to school in Texas first. I went to SMU in Dallas and |
| 1:11.5 | they used to call it a farming school because everyone's obsessed with pharmaceuticals. |
| 1:14.8 | Oh, I think you met farming. Oh no, no. I wish. And no, I don't. I prefer a farmer's |
| 1:20.3 | pharmaceuticals. But I sold cocaine at that point. Oh nice. Yeah, it was cool. |
| 1:27.0 | Entrepreneur, listen up everyone. Until my drug dealer got shot. |
| 1:30.0 | Biggest ladies. What? Yeah, you got shot. So I would wear dead. Yeah, dead. I would wear like |
| 1:34.1 | Lily Pulitzer dresses with my friend and we'd go to like these drug dealer houses and they just |
| 1:38.4 | have guns on the table and like, pit bulls. And I remember I just went to touch one of the guns |
| 1:43.1 | and they were like, someone pulled one up and I was like, okay, wow. You've managed to escape death |
| 1:49.4 | a couple of times then. Yeah. You're like a baby cat. Marnell. Thank you. I don't know. Oh, I know |
| 1:54.2 | that. She actually might be the same age as you, but you just look smaller and younger. |
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