DRUNK V-DAY SPECIAL: HE USED YOUR DUVET AS A DIAPHRAGM?
Guys We F****d
Luminary
4.5 • 16.9K Ratings
🗓️ 14 February 2020
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Summary
This week on Guys We Fucked, CORINNE FISHER (@PhilanthropyGal) and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON (@KrystynaHutch), are doing a very special, very drunk, Valentine’s Day episode! There’s no guest this week, except for the ghosts and traumas of relationships past. Woohoo! The gals get real about their break ups and exes, and confess they actually do kind of like Valentine’s Day. Then they’re reading stories from you Fuckers all about the various ways your relationships have died, and we got some wild ones. Listen up and have a very Guys We Fucked Valentine’s Day!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, all you beautiful fuckers. Hello. I'm Christina Hodginson from Guys We Fucked, letting you know that you're about to hear a special |
| 0:08.4 | free and drunk Valentine's day episode featuring listener submitted death of a relationship or love stories. When you're done, get more guys |
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| 0:56.6 | We're gonna slow you your horny and your shame. Hey, we'll slot. Yes. Okay. |
| 1:05.2 | Talk about fucking. Oh |
| 1:07.3 | Hi, motherfuckers. Welcome to another episode of Guys We Fucked. It's the anti-slut streaming podcast brought to you exclusively by luminary. I'm |
| 1:15.2 | Karen Fisher. I'm Christina Hodginson. Welcome. I've been drinking. Yeah, we've been drinking. |
| 1:20.5 | This is a very special Valentine's Day episode |
| 1:25.3 | Because oh, yeah, today is valentine's day. It's coming out Valentine's Day. I just went to double chat. Yeah, this is Valentine's Day |
| 1:30.8 | and |
| 1:32.1 | Christina I wanted to do a drunk episode. We both love Valentine's Day though. I love it so much. Honestly, I kind of love it more |
| 1:40.8 | Like my ideal Valentine's Day is like when I'm falling for somebody and then like and so it's like that |
| 1:46.1 | More than a boyfriend, but I love being single Valentine's Day because it's like I love love like there's so many kinds of loves |
| 1:52.8 | You pieces of shit. There's friendship love that can be romantic make it romantic. Mm-hmm co-worker love make it romantic |
| 1:59.0 | And appropriate. Yeah, just don't call it just don't call it gallantines day. Just keep calling it Valentine's Day |
| 2:05.2 | Hunts don't call them. Yeah, just call it Valentine's Day |
| 2:07.6 | But like have fun with it my friend Robin and I in high school used to have the most fun Valentine's Day every year of high school |
| 2:15.1 | Because ahead of time we would both give each other's |
| 2:17.9 | Locker we would switch locker combinations and we would fill it with with the loons and stuffed animals |
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