"You stole my electron" (Regina)

Grownups Read Things They Wrote as Kids

Dan Misener

Kids, Grown Up, Society & Culture, Grown Ups Read Things They Wrote, Grown Ups, Journals, Juvenilia, Performing Arts, Children, Young, K-12, Society & Culture/personal Journals, Cbc Radio, Education/k-12, Education, Diary, Adults Read Things They Wrote As Kids, Things, Grownups, Cbc, Stuff, Read, Kids & Family, Gurttwak, Grttwak, Grown-ups, Comedy, Personal Journals, Adults, Diaries, Arts, Arts/performing Arts

4.7 • 653 Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2016

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Evan writes a letter to Wayne's World, Sabrina tells a terrifying tale about a murderous English teacher, Kaylee grabs her crush's balls, and much more. Recorded live at the Artesian in Regina, SK.

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0:00.0	when Braden was eight, he was honest, sometimes to a fault.
0:07.4	Dear Santa Claus, if you think I've been a bad boy, can you at least fill my stalking?
0:13.1	And if you think I've been a good boy, I would like a Game Boy Advance Pack thanks your friend Braden.
0:19.2	P.S., but never mind, I've been bad.
0:26.2	That's Braden, reading a letter to Santa.
0:28.7	I'm Dan Meisner, and this?
0:30.8	This is grown-ups read things they wrote as kids.
0:34.2	Nice to see you.
0:35.6	Boy!
0:36.5	Oh, boy! This is a show where we go back in time to remember the good,
0:42.4	the bad, and the awkward parts of growing up. This time recorded live in Regina, we have an
0:48.2	encounter with Batman, poetry about love and chemistry, and the terrifying tale of a murderous English teacher. This stuff
0:57.7	is weird, it is wonderful, and it has a lot to say about who we are. So think about who you were,
1:04.5	when you were a kid, and stick around.
1:19.1	A lot of the things people read on our stage are kind of embarrassing, like our next reader, Kaylee.
1:20.5	Kaylee is going to read the story of her most embarrassing moment ever.
1:26.9	This took place in grade eight
1:29.0	when she accidentally grabbed her crush in the balls
1:33.8	during a warm-up game in gym class.
1:36.9	She was mortified, and she says,
1:39.7	it had some pretty serious ramifications.
1:42.7	Please welcome to the Gorn Up Street Thinks they wrote his kids' stage, Kaylee.
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