"Love me, bananas" (Montréal)

Grownups Read Things They Wrote as Kids

Dan Misener

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4.7 • 653 Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2016

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Shelby worries about evil bananas, Patrick visits another planet, Simone stops indenting, and much more. Recorded live at La Sala Rossa in Montréal, QC.

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0:00.0	When Shelby was 12, she wrote a poem, all about a very scary type of fruit.
0:09.5	So this is the poem. It's called evil bananas. Interpret it as you will.
0:17.8	Save me, bananas. Save me bananas bananas. Stick me up your butt, bananas.
0:23.6	Eat me, bananas.
0:26.6	Eat me bananas.
0:28.6	Stick me down your throat, bananas.
0:30.6	Stick me down your throat, bananas.
0:32.6	Kill me, bananas.
0:35.6	Kill me bananas. Stick a knife in my chest, bananas. Love me, bananas. Kill me, bananas. Stick a knife in my chest, bananas.
0:40.3	Love me, bananas.
0:42.3	Love me, bananas.
0:43.3	Hug me while you can, bananas.
0:46.3	No, no, bananas.
0:48.3	No, no, bananas.
0:51.3	Don't squeeze me too hard, bananas. Let go, bananas. Let go, bananas. Don't squeeze me too hard, bananas. Let go, bananas. Let go, bananas. Take your hands off my throat,
1:00.2	bananas. Thank you, bananas. Thank you, bananas. You have killed me, and I'm in heaven. Woo.
1:13.5	That's Shelby, reading a very strange and very dark poem about evil bananas.
1:19.7	I'm Dan Meisner, and this...
1:21.6	This is grown-ups free things they wrote as kids, Montreal.
1:24.0	Hello, it's nice to see you.
1:25.8	How you doing?
1:27.4	Boy, oh, boy. This is a show where we go back in time
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