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Run That Prank

You Spent My Credit Card

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2021

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Fool #1 finds a credit card and returns to its owner. Problem is he swiped it a few times. Good Samaritan or nah?

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:05.1

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

0:10.1

The subject, I'm tired of sneaking around with her.

0:14.2

All right?

0:14.6

We'll get into that in just a little bit.

0:16.7

But right now, it's time for the prank phone call.

0:19.3

Junior is in for the nephew.

0:21.1

What you got for us, Jr.?

0:22.5

Oh, do I get any of his check?

0:24.9

Long.

0:27.2

Okay.

0:28.5

Today's prank is...

0:29.6

That's a Steve question.

0:32.2

Stuff is draining.

0:33.2

I can't remember this.

0:33.9

You spent some of my credit card, I think. Yeah, you spent some of my credit card. There it is. Running Cat. Oh, he got to come in here someday. Hello. I'm trying to reach Anthony. Anthony. Yeah, this is, Anthony. Anthony, this is Jay Will. I'm the bartender here at the club. Yeah, man. I've been calling y'all all week, man.

0:54.5

They bought my card. Yes, yes. I got your card. You actually, you must have left it here Saturday night. Is that right? Yeah, I'm, man, look, I left it up there Saturday, man, but I've been calling y'all all week, man, trying to get my call. We don't normally come back in until Thursday or Thursday morning. We get the liquor ready for Thursday night so nobody's actually here I just happen to be coming

0:53.2

I understand but y'all run their business man y'all got to get

1:13.5

somebody started answering phones man I need my card I need my card I right right now so I can

1:18.6

pick up my car you're at the club no I'm not I just left the club actually I'm actually

1:23.0

almost home but I do have I do have your card with me wait, wait, wait, you got my car with you.

1:28.3

Yes, I have, I have your credit card. Well, why you took my car to the house? Well, I saw all the messages that you left on the machine, so I was assuming that if I reached out to you, maybe we could meet up and I could actually help you out and get it to you before Thursday. Yeah, but that's cool, man, but I could have just met you at the club.

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