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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

The subject I fell for the okey-doke.

We'll get into it in just a little bit, but right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

What you got for is, Neff? High school reunion. High school reunion. We've all gone, I'm sure, at one point or another. Take a listen. Let's go, catch. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to read Sylvia, please. She's not available, but this is her husband, Andre. I can I help you? Andre, how you doing, man? My name is Ken. I graduated with Sylvia. We're having a big 25-year class reunion this year. Okay. For 1985. What should be home soon? I don't know. Man, she actually has shopping right now. Okay, okay, cool. Well, listen, has she heard about, does she know about the reunion, or do you know anything about that? Not to my knowledge. It was the first I ever heard about a reunion. Okay. Well, there is a reunion, man. She's actually, I think, signed up for it. I'm not sure. That's why I asked you, but I think I saw her name that she was signed up to come. Let me ask you this.

When exactly did you graduate?

I graduated in 82.

Okay, in 82.

Okay, you're a little bit before us then.

All right.

Well, listen, let me go ahead and say this, Andre.

Actually, in high school, man, Sylvia was my, you know, my high school sweetheart.

And, you know, we dated from ninth grade to freshman year in college.

And I wanted to see, you know, if it was cool with you, you know, if you didn't mind me escorting her to the 25-year class reunion.

Do what?

Let me say that again.

Like I say, man, my name is Ken. Uh-huh. I got that part. I'm trying to make sure I heard right what you said. Yeah, I said that I, Sylvia and I were high school, sweethearts, man. I was, you know, from ninth grade all the way to freshman year in college. We dated each other. Okay, yeah, yeah, I got that, but what did you ask me?

I asked you if it was all right for, if you didn't mind if I escorted her to the 25-year class reunion. Are you related to her? No, I mean, no, I'm not related to it. I just told you I was a high school sweetheart. No, man, I'm saying nobody going to be escort my wife's nowhere. I put the ring on her finger. You said you was her high school sweetheart. No, man, I'm saying nobody going to be asked for my wife nowhere.

I put the ring on her finger. You said you was her high school sweetheart? Yeah, I mean, we was a girl from, you know, ninth grade all the way to my freshman year in college, you know. Okay. That was in the past, brother. I'm sorry to let you know that, but that wasn't the past. I'm the present. So I only must think she's going to be interested in trying to go nowhere with you anyway.

Hey, man, what I'm trying to explain to you in the past I'm the present so I don't even think she's going to be interested in trying to go nowhere with you anyway hey man what I'm trying to explain you this is something innocent though man this just me taking her to you know you know I thought she might get a kick out of us going together you know I don't know what's wrong with you I didn't told you if it's not going to one ear put the phone on the other one she ain't going nowhere with you do i need to break it down anymore hey man you ain't got you ain't got to talk to me

and disrespect me like going to one ear, put the phone on the other one. She ain't going nowhere with you. Do I need to break it down anymore?

Hey man, you ain't got to talk to me and disrespect me like this, man. Now, all I try to do is come on. You're talking about, I'm disrespecting you. You're going to call my... I'm going to tell me I'm disrespecting you. You asking me, can you take my wife to the damn class reunion and expect me to be okay with that?

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