I love you, but you smell like human excrement.

It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

I have an idea where this is going.

I mentioned this story to my kids yesterday.

Hey, did you hear this weird thing that, you know, you've heard about how people lose their sense of smell.

Some people do when they get the COVID.

Now, some people, even a smaller group, things that normally smell good, smell bad.

And I used some of the examples you threw out of, you know, like a flower smell like rotting meat or whatever.

And what's the first question my nine-year-old has?

Tell me.

Well, then do...

Same one you had?

Yeah.

Well, then do bad things smell good?

It was the first question he had.

Same question I had.

Hmm.

Yeah, that's funny.

Although he said, he said, I like bad smells, so I don't know what to do for me.

He said, I love the smell of my own stinky feet. What a nine-year-old boy thing to

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