Disciplined Bowels

Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

Armstrong & Getty

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4.8 • 815 Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2021

⏱️ 9 minutes

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A rookie cop's first arrest is a real mess!

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0:00.0	Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
0:02.6	It's one more thing.
0:04.7	Armstrong and Getty.
0:06.1	One more thing.
0:10.8	That just popped into my head looking at what we're going to do on the podcast today.
0:14.1	That's one of my favorite quotes from any movie in the history of motion pictures from Animal House.
0:18.6	Oh, yeah.
0:19.6	Fat, drunken, stupid is no way to go through life.
0:24.6	So we start here with an Ohio State football player who passed out at the McDonald's
0:28.8	drive-thru, not because he'd worked out too much or...
0:33.1	He was up late studying.
0:34.3	Studying for his biology test, And apparently he'd been drinking.
0:38.4	And this is the cops trying to wake him up, and it goes something like this.
0:41.9	Is the car unlocked?
0:43.6	Does his foot on it?
0:44.8	The brake?
0:47.6	Man, I was hoping for something else.
0:49.9	Hey, big guy.
0:51.5	He'll have the little whoop-whoop for me.
0:54.8	Joey, one, too. Happy? Yeah. Hey, big guy. I'll have the little whoop-whoop for me. Do you want to?
0:57.1	I'm happy.
1:00.4	Never seen a guy that's out, man.
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