You Should NEVER Do These 5 Things In The Bar
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 August 2022
⏱️ 4 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get it, the virtue. |
| 0:01.0 | I look, if you are going to a bar this weekend, there is a TikTok that has started to spread |
| 0:08.7 | from a bartender that reveals that there are five things you should never, ever, ever |
| 0:14.9 | do at a bar. |
| 0:15.9 | I have been telling you about one of them for years. |
| 0:18.0 | Uh-oh. |
| 0:19.0 | Yes. |
| 0:20.0 | Yes. |
| 0:21.0 | Yes. |
| 0:22.0 | And this wasn't my idea. |
| 0:23.0 | This was a TV guy out of Murphy who works at a TV station here in town that I'm friendly |
| 0:27.5 | with. |
| 0:28.5 | A few years ago, never put the fruit in your drink, man. |
| 0:33.1 | It goes from farm to truck to the bar and nobody is washing it. |
| 0:38.8 | So when you put it in your drink, you are basically like just licking somebody's. |
| 0:45.1 | Got it. |
| 0:46.1 | Got it. |
| 0:47.1 | You need to finish since. |
| 0:48.1 | There's a lot of bacteria in there. |
| 0:50.0 | Never put the fruit in there. |
| 0:51.2 | Would it be weird if I showed up to the bar with a little, um, upperware container of |
| 0:56.1 | some limes that I had prewashed it my home and cut up and rolled up in there and got |
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