Okay. Here's the headline. Cycle lane will be, quote, clear getaway for shoplifters and drug dealers, business owners claim.

True. Why would somebody who can afford a car ever steal, you know, it's like obviously I'm looking at the people on foot, people on skateboards, rollerblades, for sure. Roller blades. Oh,

that's all, yeah, that's the only reason I had rollways is a shoplift. That's probably the best thing

to shoplift on, huh? It's so sick. I mean, aside from like a really actual fast car, but you can

like go through like the frozen section and like grind like the fridge and like grab

stuff it's yeah the sickest and you jump on like the like the all you jump on the belt and then

you go over the cashier yeah and then when uh oh there's there's a old lady with a doggy

blocking your exit you can do a foot grab over that dog yeah yeah you can do a foot grab over that dog.

Yeah, yeah, you can do a foot grab over that dog.

And you're probably going to land in front of an old lady,

but you're going to do a cool little pirouette,

and you're both going to kind of dance,

and then you're going to skate off.

And then the manager's going to shake their fist at you.

And it's going to be so sick. And you're going to be looking back at the manager who's shaking his fist.

And you're like, ha, ha, ha.

And then you're going to turn around and get doored by a cop car.

And then you're going to wake up in Nebraska where you've been sent to work on your uncle's farm.

Turns out the local kids, they don't like a radical dude too much.

No, no, because they're hockey players.

They're hockey players, and they're serious about hockey players.

They think they don't like people doing that kind of stuff on the street.

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