I hope that Harry drowns tomorrow in the lake, so that our honeymoon we can take

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2022

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

This week we cover leaked audio in which a Kellog's exec described their union negotiating counterparts as "terrorists" who are "intoxicated" with good vibes.

Also, we cover The Moaning Myrtles, a showtunes duo that wrote songs about killing and seducing Harry Potter in that order, and the singer for whom is now the head of DHS's new "Disinformation Governing Board"

Music: Exhorder - Desecrator

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0:00.0	Yeah, and it's like they think like they're doing politics by scolding people for seeing a good movie.
0:05.0	Yeah, yeah, exactly.
0:06.4	It's funny.
0:06.8	It makes me like, I didn't really care either way before, but now I kind of want to see it just to be like, see, look, not everyone that want to go see it's a white supremacist.
0:17.2	Oh, pick me ass, bitch.
0:19.0	Tony Boswell.
0:20.2	Wow.
0:21.6	Oh, I me ass, bitch. Tony Boswell. Wow. Oh, I'm sure this will make them like you, buddy, if you go see the Viking movie.
0:26.3	People are still responding to when I told Terrence, like, a few days ago, hey, you know, the white people are laughing at you, not with you, right?
0:34.0	And a bunch of white people have been like, not me.
0:36.2	Yeah.
0:36.8	Nah.
0:37.2	No, I'm laughing no we're not i mean
0:38.6	terence laughs all the time it's kind of impossible not to be laughing with him yeah if you're laughing
0:43.2	he's probably laughing at the same time yeah it's like you know every night i go to bed and i look up at
0:49.0	the moon and i know and i laugh and i know that somewhere out there terence k williams is also
0:53.4	looking up at the same moon,
0:55.0	doing the same laugh as me.
0:56.9	Yeah.
0:57.9	He probably like sleep laughs and it's really on the side of life.
1:01.7	Yeah.
1:02.1	Well, that's, you know, that's why he wants everybody to go to sleep.
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