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The Commercial Break

You're Putting Me In An Odd Position

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Bryan is still sick, His Salmonella diet continues and includes a trip to the hospital. The upside of food poisoning is that there is plenty of time to watch old movies. Bryan tells Krissy he had a chance to re-watch Showgirls the 1990's camp classics soft core porn featuring Jesse from Saved By The Bell. They both agree the sex in that movie is less realistic than any porn movie. Bryan finds a list of best/worst sex positions. Finally, the gang goes in for part two of Sex ed month and reviews a rather forward and frank film from 2 sexologists. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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1:24.3

I'm going to be in my position here. My goal has always been to be a full-time broadcast

1:30.8

meteorologist and be on the air on a nightly basis. But unfortunately, being in the right

1:36.0

person in the right place at the right time is part of this TV game that I have not yet

1:40.9

been able to master. It was my intention to stay on as a full-time forecaster, and although

1:46.0

I am grateful for the opportunity to be here on weekends, to continue in the present capacity

1:51.1

just would only serve to say that I am in agreement and satisfied, but it's just not the

1:55.5

case. Basically, after 13 years of striving to grab the whole pie, it's no longer possible

2:01.6

to keep settling for just a taste of the crumbs. I want to thank the people that I work

2:06.1

with, the folks here in the studio and the back room, and especially want to thank my

2:09.8

colleagues in the business and especially-

2:11.8

What a beautiful and lovely tribute to the viewers of WSHIT. I wish I could say that

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