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The Commercial Break

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The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Bryan shares some recent YouTube comments with Krissy. Seems that some people have triggered by Bryan getting triggered that then triggers more triggering on the show! Bryan gets a call from an old friend who shares the worst ghosting story anyone has heard! Finally, Hinge has a new audio feature allowing users to send clips back and forth. Of Cours ether turns into a total shi*t show! Bryan and Krissy agree:It's a jungle out there in the single scene! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by Slack. With Slack, you can bring all your people and

0:05.9

tools together in one place. It's your digital HQ where you can increase productivity,

0:11.1

enable flexibility and automate workflows. Plus, Slack is full of game-changing features

0:16.7

like huddles for quick check-ins or Slack Connect, which helps you connect with partners

0:20.9

inside and outside of your company. Slack, where the future works. Get started at

0:26.9

Slack.com slash DHQ. Jane loved crisps. She ate them for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

0:35.6

Even at fancy-pants restaurants. Your crisps, madam. Years went by, but then crisps stopped

0:41.2

doing it for her. They got her thrown out of cinemas. And were forever in the bedsheets.

0:48.1

crisps. They're kind of like your current account. Just because they were good ones doesn't

0:54.0

mean you have to stick with them forever. Maybe it's time to switch with the current account

0:58.6

switch service.

1:04.7

In an effort to call attention to the homeless cat problem here in Krab Apple, WSHIT is

1:10.0

more than proud to present the second half of the 48 hour marathon, Pause Across Krab

1:16.5

Apple. And now live in studio, we're so happy to welcome back to Krab Apple, Jonathan

1:22.6

Apple Bottom, as he's here to sing his most famous song, a single that reached all the

1:27.9

weight and number 135,624 on the college alternative charts. Why am I with you? Jonathan, it's your

1:37.6

microphone. Break a leg.

1:39.8

What have we done to the world? Look what we've done. What about all the peace that you

1:49.2

planned to do only son? Did you ever stop to notice all the children dead from war?

1:58.4

Did you ever stop to notice? Was crying at the sweeping shore? No one can sing that song

2:26.3

like Apple Bottom, no one brings a tear to the eye every time. We'll be back after this

2:33.3

commercial break.

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