You're On Half-Contact!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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EP785: Coach Pauly Couch Cushions make a quick return to TCB after his first video put the podcast universe on notice....be careful or you'll end up in half-contact! First, Bryan & Krissy recall their years in the belly of a Fortune 500 beast. They agree that the personality type found in "The Office" area found in almost every office. Then Pauly d is back baby! Watch EP #785 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits & TCB Tunes: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green. Rights Reserved To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Send this to someone infected with anxiety.
0:04.0	You've been diagnosed with anxiety disorder,
0:07.0	aka the coward's disease, and that is okay.
0:12.0	You are addicted to being scared.
0:15.0	Social situations make you act weird and cringe.
0:20.0	You love to do panic attacks.
0:21.6	Your brain thinks too much,
0:23.6	and you're always worried about angering your loved ones
0:26.6	or upsetting the hat man.
0:30.6	But I don't judge you about this, and nobody should.
0:34.6	Be proud of your infection. Embrace it.
0:39.3	We're fashions about it.
0:42.3	It's anxiety growth summer.
0:44.3	Let's overthink on the beach and worry about being liked.
0:49.3	And always remember, you are loved. Even if you're infected with lesbians on this episode of the commercial break
1:04.3	not in a misogynistic way though chrissey no no we don't want anybody to get the wrong
1:08.9	impression you can me to show how quick she can get out of you faster than here. It took you six months and four and love you'd be gone in four minutes, not even six. And this opportunity to show a girl, I always have an opportunity where I put a girl on no contact. I've had Brooklyn on no contact many times. She's on half contact. She's on half contact.
1:34.5	You're in half contact.
1:36.5	You're in half contact.
1:38.7	Whoa.
1:40.6	Polly.
1:42.0	Polly, Polly, Polly.
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