We interrupt your regularly scheduled W-S-H-I-T program to bring you this breaking news special report.

Brian Green, local Crab Apple resident, creator and co-host of one of the least successful comedy podcasts ever to be published,

has been awake for over three hours staring at Instagram on his phone.

For the latest, we now go inside Brian's brain.

I just got sent a weird DM by a follower of mine.

They were like, hey, are you okay? You disappeared. And I'm like, no, I'm still here, posting stuff. What the hell? What the heck does that mean? And I just sent them a bunch of messages, and they've gone, like, dead silent on me. Instagram, what is happening? Seriously.

What the hell? This is weird as heck. Whatever.

Local officials for the township are aware of this situation and are telling crabapple residents,

while Brian has reached maximum delusion, he is generally

a harmless idiot. We'll keep you abreast of any changes, and we'll be back after this

commercial break.

On this episode of the commercial break. Zero frame. this is the first time you really haven't been in shape so it's not something you what happened to the couch cushions now we're moving them around

i didn't do it god did positively flip it flipp it, flap it, let it go, all right?

Jesus, Chrissy is fucking killing me over here. Trying to talk to the guys. All you're doing is yab, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Comfortable with and you feel powerful and things that are nature. So you're not leading. She doesn't feel like she's being led. So those muscles mean nothing if she's not being led. Muscles where's your leash? You gotta get a leash.

You gotta get a collar and a leash.

You gotta be lead, you know what I'm saying? Me nothing if she's not being lead. Muscles. Where's your leash? You got to get a leash.

You got to get a collar and a leash. You got to be lead. You know what I'm saying? She wants to be lead like a little doggy. Rough, rough, you know what I'm saying? God said it. I didn't say it. Fuck that. Come on. Let's go. The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

Oh, yeah, cats and kittens.

Welcome back to the commercial break.

I'm Brian Green.

This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris and Joy Haudley.

Best to you, Chris.

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