You're Going to Carman!

Deconversion Therapy

deconversiontherapy

Religion & Spirituality, Documentary, Religion, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 585 Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

We’re back! And who better to kick off the year than with the slickest performer of all–Carman? Rock, Jazz, Funk, or starring in his own films, he does it all. Even medical anesthesia is no match for him! We’ve missed you. Or was that just another one of Bonnie’s lies? She loved to start rumors in college. If you grew up in the 80s and 90s, you went to one of Carmen’s free concerts. He filled them up. Karen was even a counselor. In this episode, we describe the man, the legend. Or we read how he describes himself. Add in some videos about how he’s A2J–Addicted to Jesus, and loves to box, and we start seeing how he has the swag to not only refuse a job with the mafia, but names the people he refused. Don’t forget to print up one of these non-working clock faces and bring to his concert. We just don’t get this guy. Please SUBSCRIBE, Rate, and Review. Plus, support us on Patreon for exclusive content.

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0:10.6	Deconversion.
0:11.9	They've got over 180,000 titles to choose from for your iPhone, Android, Kindle, or MP3 player.
0:31.1	Music Android, Kendall, or MP3 player. Hey, this is DeConversion Therapy. I'm Karen. And I'm Bonnie.
0:37.4	Karen's decided we're not saying welcome anymore.
0:40.5	No, it's too formal. It's too much like, can you please wipe your feet on the mat before you come in?
0:48.8	So can you take your shoes off before the podcast? Thanks. And since Karen doesn't like feet, make sure you're also wearing steel socks over them.
1:01.0	So she can't see anything.
1:03.5	Yeah, we're assholes and we think your dirt is awful.
1:09.3	Because it is.
1:10.4	I saw someone the other day and they had on, because it's cold here, puffy jacket.
1:16.3	I'm sorry.
1:18.6	Sweater, puffy jacket, pants, and flip flops.
1:23.9	Well, I realized that means that they just got a pedicure.
1:29.7	So good for them for self-caring in the cold months, because that's what I let go when I lived in a cold climate.
1:38.0	That's right.
1:39.1	For me, it's sort of like everything goes to shit in the winter and then you get all like spruced up or just, you know, relatively clean.
1:52.0	Everything is hidden behind a nice, safe layer of wool, including your toes.
1:57.1	Yeah.
1:57.9	But when you take a shower, you're confronted with the reality.
2:02.6	Yeah.
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