You're Fired! w/ Matt Fulchiron | Your Mom's House Ep. 696

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2023

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Unfortunately, Christina P is no longer with us, but Matt Fulchiron joins Tom Segura in her place. Matt and Tom discuss marriage and religion, share some of their wildest stories about confrontations, discuss the time Matt worked for Tom, as well as the time that Matt accidentally hooked up with a prostitute. They watch videos of a heated confrontation between a grown man and some teenagers, a freakout in an appliance store, Elton John going off on one of his audio techs, a “sissy” Cool Guy, and an update from Erie weatherman David Wolter.

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0:00.0	You know goddess
0:03.2	Yeah, you controls the weather Jesus. Can you imagine no? I can't have never experienced anything like that in my life
0:08.4	Right, right, right?
0:08.4	Please get on the ground and like two cops have guns for me. It's Baltimore PD. Why does his mother fucking life?
0:15.7	What did I say it's so fucking funny
0:17.7	Welcome welcome welcome to your mom's house
0:29.6	This episode of your mom's house is brought to you by Satova
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1:34.8	Welcome to the hardest hitting news podcast on the internet real interest rates go up
1:40.2	We're gonna explore all the places your money should be maybe munibons. What's going on in the Ukraine?
1:46.7	Welcome to your mom's house
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