And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia. It's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who thought the Oscars were fantastic. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.

I'm Larry Miller but in a way aren't we all?

And again, that theme just elevates me, makes my blood rush in a good way.

What is the bad way, I suppose? But they are better every week that's the Rodney Wallace

orchestra and the Kerry Fichert dancers featuring boy tenor Arnold Hill

asking the musical question,

what is a Tinker's Dam, and why would you want someone

to give you one?

Well, that's a heck of a question.

And thank you for sending it Arnold, but first it's worth mentioning.

Rodney Wallace, the leader of the orchestra this week, got a tattoo.

We don't know where on his arm or his chest or something, but the tattoo says

Nominum quid gymnas, which you fans will recognize as the motto of the show

from the very beginning,

nominom quid gymnos, and that's Latin for,

you call that a double?

Because it struck me that everywhere I went on the road when I came back to the hotel

after one, two or three shows and they were great shows and I was happy and I'm a comic and I was

entertaining and I would well I'd be leaving next the next day to come back home so I would go down to the hotel bar and it was always

closing because by then it was midnight or one in the morning and I'd say I'd bring my book down there and I'd have one sometimes

maybe two drinks but the point is I'd go down there and get a whiskey on the rocks and I'd always say because it was getting late. I'd always say, because it was

getting late, I'd always say, make that a double please. And I'm telling you folks

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