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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2025

⏱️ 148 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired April 14, 2025: HAMS action figures. Huffing dirty socks. Everything you wanna know about wiener juice.

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0:00.0	Well, there's my beautiful podcast, people. Everybody good? All right, great to hear.
0:04.0	Thanks as always for listening to the podcast, and of course, thanks to our friends at standard
0:07.6	heating and air conditioning for making it all possible. Can we believe it's April already?
0:11.9	And like the old saying goes, April showers brings gross, disgusting humidity in heat in May.
0:17.3	Beat the heat and the summer rush. Have standard heating and air conditioning out to work on that AC soon.
0:22.8	April is the best month to get your air conditioning wrenched on before the huge summer
0:26.2	rush starts.
0:27.2	So get on that today.
0:28.2	Go to standardheating.com and schedule that AC tune-up.
0:31.1	Thanks for listening.
0:32.1	We love you, podcasters.
0:33.5	Enjoy the show.
0:34.1	The 93X.
0:35.6	The 933. Air. Enjoy the show. The 93X half-assed morning show.
0:37.8	Ninety-three.
0:39.9	Er.
0:44.5	Oh, you bastards.
0:51.9	How's everybody doing?
0:53.2	Welcome to the 93-H-ass morning show Monday.
0:57.8	Stinking Monday. It's early.
1:02.1	But I have already been giggling my nuts off over here looking at 93X.com.
1:06.7	I've been looking at the pictures of the garbage yards that are competing for the free grass.
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