You Must Be This Tall to Ride Bald Mountain with Trixie and Katya

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Trixie & Katya & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Fashion & Beauty, Arts

4.9 • 12K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2023

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Welcome to southern California's best-kept gay amusement park secret, Bald Mountain. Please keep your hands, arms, legs, and other anatomical protrusions inside the ride at all times. Keep your safety harness tightly fastened, and please remember that severely unflattering flash photography is strictly forbidden. Lastly, please remember that when you signed that legal waiver upon entry to the park, you've released us of all liability in the event of your grisly and untimely death. Enjoy the ride. Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com To order your copy of our latest book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I gotta go for a run-tank.
0:06.4	No, you gotta get a start, you have to come.
0:10.6	Well, now I've turned, honestly, I-
0:11.6	You should start meditating.
0:12.6	The problem is I've developed a very healthy relationship with nothing, but like, now that
0:20.2	I'm lifting weights as much as I'm running, it almost burns more calories.
0:24.4	And so I'm at the point now I actually where I'm in F, if I want to keep lifting weights,
0:27.6	I'm gonna have to start eating more.
0:28.6	You have to start eating a lot.
0:29.6	I'm not hungry at all the time.
0:31.0	I know.
0:32.0	People, here's the thing that they don't tell you.
0:34.3	People who are big have to shovel food into their mouths when they don't want to.
0:39.1	And it's disgusting.
0:40.1	Yeah, I just-
0:41.1	Even for people who are like overeaters or like who struggle with, like, you know-
0:44.9	And I want the good.
0:45.9	I don't want just to feel full.
0:47.5	So I think I'm gonna have to come one of those people who fucking blends up frozen spinach
0:50.5	and stuff just for like, nice, raw, green, base level, like proteins, protein starch and vegetable.
0:57.3	Because I don't want to put any of my chub back on, but I don't want to keep getting
1:00.9	so skinny.
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