Steam Room Karens & Pickle Juice Nightcaps with Justin Martindale and Trixie

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Trixie & Katya & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Fashion & Beauty, Arts

4.9 • 12K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Comedian, writer, actor, and host of the podcast Just Sayin', Justin Martindale, joins Trixie for an extraordinarily engaging chat about the perils of covid car comedy, serving Kim Kardashian a valley latte, and preventing a significant portion of West Hollywood from falling deeply in love in a steam room. Follow Justin: @JustinMartindale Listen to Just Sayin' with Justin Martindale: https://link.chtbl.com/YeU4e0Qz Check out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/BALD to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp Therapy Online. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/BALD today to get 10% off your first month! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com To order your copy of our latest book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Yeah, and like DJing was like your COVID like why try to bake bread but everybody bought yeast.
0:10.2	Oh, I was like making prison wine. Right. I was like, let's ferment grapes in the kitchen.
0:14.9	And you're like, I'm gonna become a DJ. Well, I always wanted to learn, but it was like,
0:18.8	it's very overwhelming and to learn. It was very intimidating. If you've ever been like,
0:23.8	you've been to dayclubs where you know the DJ and you go back to the DJ area and you're like,
0:27.2	is this Star Trek? Yeah, everything is flashing and beeping and you're something smoking and
0:32.0	there's like the smallest touch. It's just a that's a thing. And every you're at any given moment,
0:37.5	one button away from the music halting. So there is a little high stakes there. What was your what
0:42.0	was your COVID activity? TV and crying love and and unemployment. Did you really just get COVID
0:50.8	again? Yeah, all of us did. It was like the thing to do in Montreal. Yeah, because we both saw
0:55.6	each other maybe a month ago at the just for laughs festival. Yeah. I didn't get COVID. Well,
1:00.1	I was with you a lot. You can't kill what's already dead. You know, it's like catch it twice.
1:04.8	Can't catch this one. This was like my ninth time to get it. And I just stayed home. I got home
1:09.0	and everyone was like, well, I feel like I've got it. And I just don't tell myself. I just know.
1:14.8	Yeah. So it's like, oh, I got scratched your throat. I'm fatigued and I'm tired. It could be
1:18.0	jet lag, but I knew better. And I was like, let's just stay home. I'm not saying I'm a conservative,
1:22.0	well, you just did. I trust your instincts that you have COVID about as much as I trust those
1:28.1	little fucking tests. I don't know. Those tests are sometimes bogus. You know, it's weird. You know,
1:33.1	this is what so bizarre is that I went to I went to a bar. I can't remember what city I was in,
1:37.7	but they had the little swap test that you can test. If there's like GHB or something, you know,
1:43.5	drink. And I'm like, oh, I love how far we've come. I know. Have you ever done GHB? No. Oh, no.
1:49.2	I can't do like hard drugs because I feel like I'd be that one person who's like, it took a
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