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You'll Never Guess What Type Of "Toy" A Stranger Bought Abby

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

That awkward moment when a stranger gives you a gift you don't want. Yup, it happened to Abby. So what did she do with it? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Fert Show.

0:02.0

All right, so Abby, what happened with a stranger in you and an adult toy?

0:08.0

Yeah, nothing says Merry Christmas, like someone you don't know surprising you with a little adult fun.

0:13.6

So I talked about this earlier in the show about how I went on this trip to Pigeon Forge

0:18.0

slash that mnenburg.

0:20.0

Tommy, what are you in my, Tommy's in my ear?

0:23.6

No, he doesn't eat you, you're good.

0:25.2

Shut up, Tommy.

0:26.7

I went on a trip to Pigeon Forge in Gatlinburg

0:30.1

with a new group of friends, and most of people I didn't know beforehand but I was

0:34.3

determined to weasel my way into the friend group so the first night we did

0:37.8

something really cute we made like a family dinner and we all sat around the table

0:41.8

it was like 14 people of a

0:43.8

14 people some couples some singles and you know we're all Gabon and

0:48.3

being young and cute and eating lasagna whatever we made for our quote-unquote

0:51.8

family dinner.

0:53.0

And after about two glasses of wine,

0:55.7

one of my friends brought up one of the most embarrassing

0:58.6

stories I brought up on the show,

1:00.1

because she's a P1.

1:01.6

And it was the one about my mom sharing my Adam and Eve

1:06.3

commercial with the whole Thanksgiving table and so my friend decides like this is

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