The Bert show

All right, you guys ready for a plot twist?

At first you're gonna hear a story of things going wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong and then plot twist.

Hey Autumn good morning.

Or not. There it is. There's your plot. There is nobody on the phone lined up ready to go. See Tommy you jinxed it because you were like all right everybody get your headphones on

because you wanted to hear us to hear Bert go and then he goes and autumn's lined up ready to go

she's gonna be great

pretty big build right? Yeah.

We already know the story because we've read the email,

but man, what a night.

What a complete night.

Hey, Autumn.

Hey, I don't know what happened, but good morning.

Good morning, it's all good.

So tell us about this awful date and how the whole thing ends.

Go for it.

Well, the thing that's heartbreaking is that it wasn't an awful date at the beginning.

Me and this dude, we went out to lunch and the date was amazing.

I mean he was everything I would have wanted in a guy, liberal, feminist, he believes in

gay rights, he said he was an exact for

Amazon corporate I mean pitter-patter I was ready so we had a couple we had two

drinks at this restaurant.

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