Good evening gentle listener and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, Our First Guest Star, German Jesus.

The weighty waiter tator checks Jesus' R A rap sheet, then ruthlessly interrogates him.

Beeping Bob flashes in his boosted ride and bonds with Jesus over automobile damage.

Muffled Mark Fishbach lurks in the ease and nearly kills Jesus from an altar.

From Phallis motoring to Lenser Insolraction.

Yes! It's time for you'll never believe what happened. Now sit back and

prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractable.

I'm today's host as the ultimate Tribal Council member.

Wade, joined by my tribal council lessors.

Hello, Mark, hello Bob.

I feel like that's not what we decided and voted on,

but you are the host, so.

I put in my notes, Wade wins.

Yeah, we forgot to lay down any laws about host power restrictions.

That's true, we did talk about doing that.

Oh no! I hereby declare that my power shall be forever

unrestricted. What was the qualifications for a new tribunal? I think a two-thirds

vote could institute a new tribunal at any moment.

I you can think that however I do think that because I think that's what is real I think therefore it is

however today this is not a tribunal this is a a dictatorship, and I am the leader.

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