We're Filthy Rich! [Bonus Episode]

Distractible

Leisure, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 27.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2024

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Wyoming has come to save us all with it's rare earth elements! And get your bald caps ready, because Wade has a special message just for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey guys, guess what?
0:01.2	What?
0:02.2	What?
0:03.2	All right.
0:04.2	Go on, I like this.
0:05.6	We're rich.
0:06.6	We're rich.
0:07.4	The lens rich?
0:08.4	We're rich.
0:09.4	We're rich.
0:10.4	Okay, yeah?
0:12.4	We're rich.
0:13.0	Does it not ring any bells?
0:15.0	Oh, this is that moment in clue where Tim Curry discovers the bag of money.
0:22.0	No, we're rich. I'm just deep rock galactic, you know, in the dwarf. Discovery that game in a hot minute. Anyway it's a reference but we as Americans are now rich.
0:35.6	Oh sick who said so? The news said so because guess what hold your balls it's about to get wild. 2.34 billion metric tons of rare earth elements discovered in Wyoming.
0:51.8	Oh, that is good. It is good. That's important. Yeah. So Wyomingans are rich? No, Wyoming's part of America. We all, we split that evenly. They're going to share it with the rest of us. Yeah.
1:03.7	Yeah. Go on. When do we get our cut? Well I don't know but they got to start mining it so it'll probably
1:08.8	be like dividend payments over a long period of time and and then we'll be getting them checks in the mail or something like that.
1:16.4	Okay, like a billion dollars each or how much? The estimate is, and I'm not a 100% insurer, this is all just conjecture, but the estimate for the 2.34 billion
1:27.2	metric tons of rare earth elements is about a few quadrillion dollars.
1:32.6	I'm sure there won't be any huge fights about that or anything.
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