You'll Never Believe The Conversation One Of Us Overheard In The Bathroom!

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🗓️ 28 July 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Moe absolutely HATES having to use the public restroom. But sometimes, you can't hold it until you get home. In this case, Moe was rushing to the bathroom. But after he walked in, he was trapped! Why? Because someone else walked in having a very uncomfortable conversation on the phone with someone. It was so uncomfortable Moe knew he couldn't leave until the guy left. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Bertro.
0:02.0	I, Mo, you should never have heard this conversation, dude.
0:05.6	Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never.
0:08.2	This was a rough moment for me.
0:11.1	And yeah, so I absolutely hate using public bathrooms.
0:16.9	Did I.
0:17.9	Oh, did I.
0:18.9	Oh, did I.
0:19.9	I mean, for anything.
0:20.9	No, for number two.
0:21.9	Yeah.
0:22.9	Like, I mean, I will try my best to hold it until I can get home.
0:27.1	So at the point, when I use a public bathroom, I had never, never.
0:29.9	No other option.
0:30.9	It was gold time.
0:31.9	I had to do what I had to do.
0:32.9	Yep.
0:33.9	It's desperate.
0:34.9	You're desperate at that point.
0:35.9	Exactly.
0:36.9	So on Sunday, we had a Bert's Big Adventure reunion at lifetime for the pool party, which
0:41.5	was amazing.
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