Good morning. It's three minutes after 10, and you're listening to James O'Brien on LBC.

How many have you had garlic bread last night with a special... I've got to stop doing stuff like that, haven't I?

You know, there might be people listening who normally turn off at 10 o'clock. God forbid that anyone would do that.

I should be trying to woo them in, tempt them, give them space to repent and recant of their

political sins over the last 12 years. And I begin with a line about garlic bread that you're

not going to even begin to understand unless you're listening to the final hour of yesterday's

programme. But speaking of previous programmes, a quick reminder that you can set your clock by

the dishonesty and disingenuousness of much

of the British media.

I can't remember what day it was last week.

Was it last week?

It was Monday of this week, wasn't it?

When we read out what Prince Harry had actually written about killing 25 Taliban and pointed

out that it was completely, and I would say disgustingly at odds with anything that would

remotely resemble the word boasting, all those people queuing up to spout and write about how he

was boasting and how, oh, they never do this, completely ignoring two things. Number one, he

wasn't boasting, and number two, these stories were first reported in 2013 on the front pages of all the newspapers

that suddenly were having a fit of the vapors about the fact that he was talking about

being compelled to kill people during his military service. So if you'd started your stopwatch

then for the book actually being published and all the people who used the word boasting being

rendered ridiculous and deeply dishonest yet again, because of course it's pretty much the same people who used the word boasting being rendered ridiculous and deeply dishonest yet again,

because of course it's pretty much the same people who encouraged you to vote for Brexit or told

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