YOU KEPT WAKING UP IN A PUDDLE OF YOUR OWN CUM NOT SURE WHAT HAD HAPPENED?
Guys We F****d
Luminary
4.5 • 16.9K Ratings
🗓️ 8 January 2021
⏱️ 12 minutes
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Summary
This week on Guys We Fucked, CORINNE FISHER (@PhilanthropyGal) and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON (@KrystynaHutch), discover that Ireland has a women’s Christmas, hear from a Fucker who lost her virginity to a guy who wanted to reuse a condom, Krystyna keeps having crushes on guys who are unavailable, and Corinne has a crazy New Year’s Eve. Then the dynamic duo chats with stand-up comedian JEREMIAH WATKINS (@jeremiahstandup)! The very Amish-like Jeremiah gets real about what it was like growing up super religious, having lots of wet dreams, not knowing how to jerk off until he was 17, learning how to do all sexual things with his wife, and having sex for the first time for a possibly overly long 40 minutes. Jeremiah also gets real about how his decade-long relationship with his wife stays so strong, choosing to communicate effectively, and how very intense the decision to have a child is. Plus, Jeremiah answers how much a baby costs, and reflects on the night he conceived his son!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey fuckers how you doing this is Christina I just found out that I'm getting |
| 0:04.6 | touched in places that it wasn't appropriate but hey we all make mistakes right |
| 0:08.8 | and this is Karin Fisher you're about to listen to a clip from our podcast guys |
| 0:13.1 | we fucked the Anzai slut-shaming podcast the number one best sex podcast ever |
| 0:17.3 | accessed on the planet and that's from a research that we privately funded |
| 0:21.6 | yeah anyway if you want to hear more of this excellent episode with Jeremiah |
| 0:27.0 | what it throws a piece of work let me tell you two secrets revealed you got to |
| 0:31.4 | pay for this ship baby it's 299 fine to pay wall but you can have a monthly |
| 0:35.5 | trial so sign up for it yeah it's a luminary podcast with it as like a slithering |
| 0:42.0 | snake you got touch girl like that should have a breast exam right now luminarypodcast.com |
| 0:50.1 | and you could hear our shows from other exceptional entertainers like Lena |
| 0:54.5 | Dunham Russell Brand Roxanne Gay Trevor Noah and more did you have sex ed in your school |
| 1:02.2 | they skipped it they just didn't even say don't fuck they literally were like I |
| 1:07.5 | have until I got to public school I have no recollection of any sex ed like |
| 1:12.6 | I talk about it a little bit my stand-up because something that happened like |
| 1:17.9 | with me is I developed sexually very much later in life than a lot of kids like I |
| 1:24.0 | didn't even start jerking off till I was like 17 oh yeah yeah so I literally I |
| 1:31.3 | tell the story that I've been working on on stage is I basically I kept |
| 1:37.7 | having what dreams every night and I finally didn't know what was going on |
| 1:42.7 | and I finally I took my giz filled boxers to my dad and I was like do you know |
| 1:47.6 | what this is you just kept waking up in a puddle your own come yeah and wasn't |
| 1:54.4 | sure what happened yeah I know I never gonna whisperings of the come no I I |
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