You Have To Lose One

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

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Society & Culture

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🗓️ 30 June 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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0:00.0	Headshaps coming up, attend to me to Potatoes right after the game known as Big Dummy, 206803 Rock.
0:05.2	Hello, Nick! Welcome to the men's room.
0:08.0	Hola! Hola!
0:11.0	Nick, are you sober or not sober?
0:13.0	Oh, man, just like every time I call you on driving for work, so I...
0:18.0	Overglide you're sober, Nick.
0:20.0	Okay, men's room pulled. You're gonna lose one. Will it be an arm, a leg, an eye, or your best friend?
0:25.0	Uh, well, do you lose your leg at the hip or below the knee?
0:29.0	We'll say the hip. It's the leg.
0:32.0	I mean, you could take my eyeball, then.
0:34.0	Okay. Okay, take my eyeball.
0:37.0	All right, Nick, here's your question. Multiple choice.
0:40.0	One eye, Nick, with a 10-and-a-half.
0:42.0	The Eids and Reward is given in what field?
0:45.0	Science fiction, comic books, TV commercials, or poker?
0:50.0	The Eids and Reward. Science fiction, comic books, TV commercials, or poker?
0:55.0	Oh, I have no idea. I'm gonna shoot from the hip and say poker.
1:00.0	How's the comic books?
1:02.0	Comic books.
1:03.0	Has I never heard of it?
1:05.0	What a 10-and-a-half question.
1:07.0	I only have a story about the... I'm a goddamn colonel,
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