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Mike, have we made it to Dragon Time?

Yes indeed.

And today we chose several anonymous doctors who were part of a Reddit discussion about

patients they've had that had so little common sense they don't know how they survived.

So one case is since a rural ER doctor says a 35 year old female walked in with the right

side of her jaw and neck swelling.

She said, quote, I think it happened because I ate some meat yesterday that my body is

reacting to.

Well, the doctor then performed all manner of tests for 10 minutes and after 10 minutes.

The woman added, oh yeah, and I accidentally swallowed a bee and it stung me in my mouth

right before this happened, sorry, I forgot to mention that.

In one other case, a woman came in because she was having belly cramps.

Well, they did a few tests, find out that she's pregnant, no big deal.

But the sister of the patient informed the doctor while she's sleeping with a Brazilian

construction worker who's building a condo next door.

So the doctor asked if they had any questions and the patient asked me or if her baby would

come out speaking Spanish.

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