You Gotta Get Squozed w/ Tara Jakeway & Jolly Cat

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2017

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Race Wars Alert: Due to the vast difference in today's free & Patreon episodes, today's ep will feature both of them. The first half includes an appearance by "entertainer" Jolly Cat & a very annoyed Kurt. Enjoy the second half where we get into some alleged misdeeds by a famous TV bouncer & white songs that black people love

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is a stand-up labs production, powered by digital media.
0:07.2	It's what we do, baby.
0:09.8	This is Race Wars.
0:12.8	I have the power.
0:15.1	Yeah.
0:16.2	How's the field?
0:17.2	With Kurt Metzker.
0:18.0	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:19.4	And Charade Small.
0:20.6	Soutle down, bitch.
0:23.2	Race Wars.
0:25.1	Yeah, back in the house.
0:26.9	Thank the Lord Jesus.
0:28.1	Oh, my God.
0:29.0	Race Wars.
0:29.6	Back in the Bill Den, niggie.
0:34.6	It's Sharad Small.
0:35.7	Kurt, you know, white man, the devil.
0:38.1	Running late again, I waited as long as I could for him.
0:41.1	He's white and got a long torso for no reason.
0:43.9	T.
0:44.9	Introduce yourself to the people.
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