Okay, so this week on the poll, this we're going to do in honor of Ted's hummus eating buddy Cal Ralee.

Who's the catcher for the Seattle Mariners? Correct. Now, as you know, maybe you don't realize this, but not only is he having one of the greatest seasons so far, probably in Mariners history, having one of the best seasons of any catcher. For sure. Got to go back a long way. There's been great catchers, but he's right up there right now with it.

Obviously, he won the home run derby.

His bat is on fire. If you follow national media, you will see that they are fixated on his butt. And the fact that he is known as the Big Dumber. How did Kirby Puckett not get that? Kirby Puckett should be an honorary member of that Hall of Fame. Yes. His butt should go on separate from him. Gary Coleman. There's a number of people, you know, whoever it is that have a fantastic backside. And that's his nickname, the big dumper. So today we're also, sorry, I don't mean to cut you off off but like we're used to it but like watching that

yankees game they just couldn't get over no and like they zoom in on it they're like yeah the big

dumper yeah and it's just like i get it it's funny to them but like it is odd but it like distract from

this record breaking season that he's having like wait a minute'm doing all this. You're telling me with the broadcast.

They keep talking about my ass.

They zoom in on his butt. Yeah. I mean, if they make the playoffs, so this isn't just me, I'll be honest with you. I'm quoting my nephew, CJ, when I saw him a couple weeks ago, he goes, look, right now, he's got to be the MVP. he's playing the hardest position in sport

in baseball he's playing every right

almost every day he's a switch hitter he's switch

hitting like he's got to be the MVP. He's playing the hardest position in sport in baseball.

He's playing every, right, almost every day. He's a switch hitter. He's switch hitting, because he's a baseball nerd. He's just like, Cal, he's like, that guy's unreal. Right. Boy, his ass. You know what, man, if you saw him walk into the home run derby on that day, every player was excited to see him. And he was friends with a bunch of the difference.

Yeah, yeah.

He's a player's player.

He's all that.

But he does have a big fat act. on that day, every player was excited to see him. And he was friends with a bunch of the different. Yeah, yeah.

He's a player's player.

He's all that.

But he does have a big fat ass.

So today on our poll, you are going to have something big as well.

Okay?

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